Have you ever seen,
a dime piece all along at the wall?
Straight out of a magazine,
and you just wanna let her know who you are…and you say,
“let me give you a catch for a little conversation,
if that’s what you wanna do,” and she says,
“well, I was about to lead,” then you say,
“won’t you come climb this 10?” then she say,
“I climb with my friends,”
now you’ve officially been chalked and screwed…
(Chorus / Post-Chorus)
Have you ever been on the way to get a sesh
working at the local climbing gym?
And you got a shorty at the door giving you them eyes,
making you feel like she wanna hit?
So you done clocked out of the desk, and you feeling like
it’s bout that time to walk her in…and you say,
“shorty, let’s hit the slab,” she pulls a harness over her ass, then she say,
“can you get my day pass?” Now you’ve officially been chalked and screwed
(Now shorty why you acting like a brat, like
a nigga ought to owe you because you up in my vision?
Devin Dab: can’t get a plaque for the
rap, but you know that I can set some sixes,
feeling like a climbing hold, feeling like some setting blocks,
you chalked me, you screwed me…out of my spot!
That dame would, put me on punishment,
hit me up and then leave me to dry, feeling outdated,
make me pray to the Lord, like I hate you, but I wanna date you!
Have you ever met a woman that will lead you on,
have you hanging by a thread instead of please you?
Have you singing this song, 'cause all night
long she did nothing but flirt and tease you?
Well, I got to admit that I have,
play me like a record, and it was my bad,
shorty, why you wanted to fuck with me that bad?
Probably due to the amount of lyrics that I’ve rapped,
steady coming to haunt me, telling me that
you moving out to the same place that I choose?
Guess what - guess what? (Now you’ve officially been chalked and screwed)
(Chorus)
credits
from The Route Setter's Guide to the Universe,
released June 1, 2019
This song contains music, lyrics & elements from "Chopped N' Skrewed" by T-Pain & Ludacris.