I'm like "Hey, what's up? Hello,"
Seen your pretty ass soon as you pulled up to the Gorge,
I just wanna chill, got some beer that's super cold,
married to the bouldering, I took her where I go,
showed her how to crimp, and now she warm up on V4,
she my crag queen, let her drive back from the Lode,
had the camp site on lock before we hit the road,
got the tents set up, and she even packed a bowl,
now she got a fire going, cooking on the stove,
man, I swear I love the way she hits a mantle,
we just set a goal, repeat on Ro Shampo,
one-hung it the on-sight, almost got the flash, though,
in love with the Red, and I ain't never letting go,
(Chorus)
And I get high with my baby,
I be putting burns on a V9 with my baby, yeah,
and I get high with my baby,
I be putting up all of the lines with my baby, yeah
and I can ride with my baby,
I be on that 7-hour drive with my baby, yeah,
and I get high with my baby,
I be putting up all of the lines with my baby, yeah
I hit the strip with my crag queen, cause all we know is sends,
I just might snatch up a 12b, and buy my boo some pants
I might just snatch her up some Chacos, and tacos - got the bravado,
let her don my leather jacket from overseas in Morocco,
Johnny Bravo with brown skin, all the way from Naptown, man
Brody show me the E-Vape, tasting like cheesecake
rock ambassador - cheese, cake, bread and lettuce my fetish, so let us,
get us some credit, so these competitors check it, I’m yelling
(Chorus)
Black Tarzan off of Mars, equipped
to close guard the cliff with more bars than Clif,
you should probably know something - don’t try to face me,
cause y’all motherfuckers worse than diabase feet, and y’all
were raised around crimps and jugs and slopers,
two finger-pockets and pinches, custom holds, but
I come from a land of pimps and, drugs and hoarders,
corn stalks, porn stars and Trump supporters,
the Sipahimalani twins took me under their wing,
let me chuff alongside while they was doing their thing,
got me a job at OP, then a job at HH,
now I’m hanging at VE, Divisionals for Great Lakes,
and they tell me, “man, nobody can fuck with you,”
I turned my inner circle to a winner circle with just one W
all I need to complete the shape is a rock climbing queen to take
on my trips to the 40, New, Red, HCR and TBA,
(Outro) (She my trap queen) Yeah, you hear ya boy… (She my trap queen) Soundin' like a brand-new deck of Uno cards on the track… (She my trap queen) I got whatever on it - whatever (And I get high with my baby)
Put your money where your routes is,
plastic on the wood make the routes so good,
screws out of sight don’t cause fights,
send or pretend, huh??
D the G, Anti-Hero Music! Crag Queen!
