(Intro)
If high ropes and cliffs all got along,
I’d probably send the route by the end of the song,
seem like the whole city go against me,
every time I'm in the gym, I hear (TSAA! TSAA! TSAA! TSAA!)
Man down, what you send, nigga?
Fuck what you climb, what you send, my nigga?
where your project at - huh, my nigga?
This is mad techy - better run, my nigga
Brace yourself - I’ll take you on a trip down memory lane,
this is powdered chalk - no, I don't slang no crack nor move cocaine,
this is bolts and taps and plenty boulder mats and major pain,
not the drill sergeant, but the stress that's weighing when you hang,
it was me, Brody, and Hayden watching members project “No Flex,”
it got ugly, waving those hands in the air cause they was stumped,
top rope warriors and Conans, hope euphoria can slow dance
with this high clip, if you’re tired, you’re the first one to get pumped,
seen a white-skinned nigga with his knee blown out,
at the same boulder cave where (bleep) set routes,
now this is not a tape recorder saying that he did it,
but ever since that day, I was looking at him different,
that was back when I would rhyme, started climbing 9s at OP
I was working there part-time, we adapt to crime,
freshman climbing four days at a time, with the sliding slopes, fucked us up,
fuck you hanging for if you ain’t chalking up, you fucking punk?
shaking off the fucking pump, picking out some holds
that suck a dick so I can sucker-punch these gumbies talking sucker stuff,
great holds, tape rolls, “ay, bro - duck,”
that's what Lane said when he was setting up that crux -
aw, man, goddamn, all hell broke loose,
you sent my project back at LRC; fuck your truce,
now I’ll go ahead, and get loose, loosen up the approach shoes,
eat up some tuna for protein, cause I’m in need of a boost,
quick draws on top of quick draws, thick knots on top of thick knots
obviously, I’ve got some water at the crag, because it’s hot,
when you hop on that line, make sure your knots are correct,
make sure you’re doubled, or they’ll be calling your mother collect,
the coalition collects, all your donations ninvest
into the largest collective climbing group in the midwest,
don’t feel the best, I suggest you rest before you end up depressed,
go buy an Armaid and make sure Scott is on speed dial, I guess - m.A.A.d. techy
