Original song: "I'm on a Boat" by The Lonely Island.
lyrics
(Intro)
I’m on a rope (I’m on a rope), I’m on a rope (I’m on a rope),
everybody look at me, cause I’m climbing on a rope (climbing on a rope),
I’m on a rope (I’m on a rope), I’m on a rope (I’m on a rope),
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking rope!
I’m on a rope, motherfucker - take a look at me,
spitting for the sequel of Tape.CLIMB.Repeat!
Tying eight knots, rhymes coming at your throat,
you can’t stop me, motherfucker, cause I’m a rope
take a picture, trick (trick), I’m on a rope, bitch (bitch)
we doing lines and the Gorge and they so sick (sick),
I got my quickdraws, and my carabiners,
all gold, so a nigga looking very regal,
I'm climbing on a route, doing clips and shit,
belayer on point, making sure that I never deck,
fuck dealing drugs, nigga - this as trill as it gets,
I'm on a rope, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a rope and, I'm going high and,
I got a summer vacation planned for the Highlands,
when it comes to this rap shit, I'm the one like Neo,
if you wanna see me, look on the front of Nat Geo…
(get the fuck up - this rope is real!)
Fuck land, I’m on a rope, motherfucker,
I climb sport, you climb boulders, motherfucker,
I got it flaked on my shoulders, motherfucker - got
two-patterns like it’s bipolar, motherfucker,
dear Momma, living life so swell,
eating breakfast sandwiches at Shell,
middle of July, so it’s hot as hell,
could I still climb well? Incredibly improbable…
(Bridge)
Never thought I'd be on a rope,
it's a new Bluewater brand rope,
Paige Claassen,
look at me…
Never thought I’d see the day,
that a nigga’d be clipping the chains,
believe me when I say,
I freed a 5.8… (it was actually a 5.7!)
I’m on a rope (I’m on a rope), I’m on a rope (I’m on a rope),
everybody look at me, cause I’m climbing on a rope (climbing on a rope),
I’m on a rope (I’m on a rope), I’m on a rope (I’m on a rope),
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking rope!
Stro Elliot dives into the KPM library music archives and emerges with the materials to create this scorching beat tape. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 26, 2023