Monday morning, I’m off, headed to the gym,
start it out setting lead, let the week begin,
pick the holds that I want when I first walk in,
harness up, on a rope, here we go again,
So when that move looks big,
you don't know what the beta is,
you can’t find a foot jib,
that’s when I’ma say, “hey, hey,”
(Chorus)
Welcome to my routes,
climb on Teknik holds now,
top out like on “Lowdown,”
train for when you go out,
welcome to my routes,
feel that trademark flow now,
perfect monochrome down,
greatest in the whole town!
…welcome to my route…
…welcome to my route!
Morning comes and you know that you wanna send,
you can finally see the top coming round the bend,
two or three more burns and you get to the end,
tell your partner you wanna do it all again,
That crux move was big,
you don't know what the beta is,
you can’t find that foot jib,
that’s when I’ma say, “hey, hey,”
(Chorus)
Say hello to my routes I set on the slab,
bet you never woulda guessed the setter was black, I’m a
real unicorn: a climber that raps, and I got a
dual-bit 14.4 for the strap, put up the
project, project - better watch it, watch it,
got the beta for the send, never botch it- botch it,
very rarely will I ever use a pocket, pocket, except the
3-Ball skull eye socket, socket - yeah!