Original song: "Paranoid" by Ty Dolla $ign (feat. B.o.B).
lyrics
(Chorus)
I seen two of my bitches at the cup,
and I know they know about each other…
I think these bitches trying to set me up,
maybe I’m just paranoid.
I got a bad white bitch that do Xanax,
she be in a sports bra and spandex,
shorty used to be my main favorite,
but now we don’t like to climb the same shit,
I love my bitch - she can bang it,
but my dark-skinned girl know how to take crimps,
I got them both the same damn red harness,
and bought them both the same damn hammocks!
Both of my bitches drive Jeep Wranglers…
none of my bitches love these haters,
both of my bitches is strong as fuck…
your bitch couldn’t hang a draw for us…
(Chorus)
(Post-Chorus)
Yeah, I’m paranoid, I’m tripping,
I’ve been sloping, and crimping,
I’m fucking around with two bitches,
but I’d never make them hoes my missus,
Women talk, you know how it be -
climb with a different girl every day out of the week,
tell my new girl she my old partner, my new partner
my old girl, and she used to be your girl,
she got a nice rack, not the quick draws,
when she come around, I’m climbing all the shit that’s hard,
middle of the twist lock, look down
like “this V6 is pretty soft,” ass looking like some
jello working, got a picture of her in my
cell phone twerking, other girl hit me on my
line, asking if I wanna climb, tell her I don’t have the
time, and to be honest, my elbow’s hurting,
dead…so I’ma take the day off,
I be working on my scheme - call it Madoff,
but I ain’t tripping, I got room for them all,
when I ball on the wall, got their memberships paid off…
if she wanna live life with the great one,
gotta be the kid’s wife, wanna project V8, but
got an ass with more jello than a bottle of Ale-8-1,
so find me in the gym, just as soon as that day comes.