A vision that is ambitious,
sport rack, local crag so vicious,
and I don’t have to go to Bishop
to show up and show off my Jedi Mind Tricks,
…and it ain’t about ecology,
it’s about stimulating the economy,
…it’s about that persona,
ain’t nothing like a man who can climb what he wanna,
could probably do the hardest thing here in a coma,
you seen him crimp, sick as ebola,
Link the moves, rolled up on Epona,
flashed your proj, then fucked up your corner,
they say this the reality,
climbing hard is the key to immortality,
so when we finally see the sport’s fatality,
you can blame me for the mentality…

(1st Chorus)
I can send what I wanna send,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
I can climb harder than you can,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
if I send all your prospects,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
if I warm up on your project,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,

Hashtag “everyday I’m climbing,”
do a post, wait for the perfect timing,
…make sure everybody like it,
so I can let them know the life that I’m living priceless,
tell them all about the trip to Slovenia
I booked through Expedia via social media,
everything I want is immediate,
a nigga on fire, and I still keep heating up,
looking forward to when I on-sight V6,
dirty look, hair like Jesus,
make sure the climbers walking by see this,
and fuck y’all niggas calling me elitist,
climbing’s always been an elitist sport
from the beginning, but you act like we the ones,
that started out only glorifying hard sends,
I heard “chuffer” way before I even knew what it meant, so…

(2nd Chorus)
if I call you a chuffer,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
If I make fun of gumbies,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
if I say 5.10’s not hard,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
if I brag about flashing “Far from God,”
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,

I’m just doing what the world taught me,
since day one, training hard like Rocky,
I got pebbles that I wanna wrestle,
competitions to win, get a couple medals,
I ain’t trying to brush holds,
if you must know, that’s what I got grunts for…
these niggas thinking they got the gusto,
act all robust but ain’t got the muscle,
I’m a great climber, and my stats prove it,
V12 this year, better than that loser,
know how to get here, but y’all map users,
I drink shit beer and bump rap music…
my climbing life is a fantasy,
it could be you if you had as strong hands as me,
all these new climbers fucking up the planet, see,
but since I climb so hard, I get amnesty…

(3rd Chorus)
If I campus the snake,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
if I don't play it safe,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
if I do dumb shit,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
if I blow the second clip,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,

if I somehow pop my A5
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
if I trash Roadside
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
if I pull a kill rock
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,
if I blowtorch the proj,
ain’t nothing to it, Rock and Ice made me do it,